My marriage – defined in a picture

It’s sad, but true, this picture defines our marriage.

What did it eat?

Just to be clear, I’m the baby here and Chris is the puppy. I have a “loud” stomach so when Chris decides to lean on my during the evening, my stomach tends to make a LOT of noise (actually, even if he doesn’t lean), which ‘scares’ him and makes him think the alien is going to come out of my chest and eat him.

Hasn’t happened.