Definition of a shrimp

Shrimp: -Adjective word used by gay men to describe a man with an attractive body but not an attractive face. Usage: I’d bite his head off and use the body, like a tasty shrimp at a cocktail party.

Definition of a shrimp

And judging from his shorts, he’s having a REALLY good time surfing today.

There’s pictures of guys like this all over the internet, and lots of examples in real life where you admire one part of someone, but have no use for others. In this case I admire his hard work and dedication to his body, but nature didn’t bless him with the best face. In other cases, you might find a guy with a really attractive face, but who doesn’t have a body that meets your standards.

Mentally, it’s fun to play the “mix-and-match” game where take bits from various people and assemble them into the perfect man. DO NOT TRY THIS in real life. It gets a little messy really fast. Trust me on this.