Definition of a shrimp

Shrimp: -Adjective word used by gay men to describe a man with an attractive body but not an attractive face. Usage: I’d bite his head off and use the body, like a tasty shrimp at a cocktail party.

Definition of a shrimp

And judging from his shorts, he’s having a REALLY good time surfing today.

There’s pictures of guys like this all over the internet, and lots of examples in real life where you admire one part of someone, but have no use for others. In this case I admire his hard work and dedication to his body, but nature didn’t bless him with the best face. In other cases, you might find a guy with a really attractive face, but who doesn’t have a body that meets your standards.

Mentally, it’s fun to play the “mix-and-match” game where take bits from various people and assemble them into the perfect man. DO NOT TRY THIS in real life. It gets a little messy really fast. Trust me on this.

More Evan

I’m not trying to push Evan on you, I just enjoy posting the picture I find of this hottie. I only posted 1 before but recently found 4 more. Ok. I found more than 4 but I’m attempting to restrain myself.

He represents an ideal, imaginary state for me. He’s handsome, oozes sexuality and is super fit.

In my mind, he uses all those muscles and millions he has from his advertising contracts to rescue stray puppies (only puppies) and give them to good homes.

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Things that make me happy…

Yes, I know it’s been photoshopped, but it still makes me giggle with delight.

ROFLrazzi is an off-shoot of the cheezeburger and hotdog folks that mocks, promotes and generally has fun with celebrities. God knows there’s enough of them, and pictures of them doing silly things, to more than keep us going for a good long time.

TEAM WORK « Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos – ROFLrazzi

Another Hunk – Bryan David Thomas

The boys at Hunk Du Jour find the best pictures. Despite years of looking at handsome men on the web, this one had escaped me. It was a great way to end the day when I found it in my RSS feed.

Seems Mr. Thomas is somewhat active on the web with his own blog. The blog features regular updates on his various appearances, videos, magazines shoots and other topics. He’s a fitness advisor, model and all around hunk. Head to his blog for some really great videos and photos.

Bryan David Thomas : Hunk of the Day : Hunk du Jour